The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
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Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A: It went OK.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
A: HeHe
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Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
A: OH SNaP!
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